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Bird!
Sometimes I wish I was a bird...so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
I am ecstatically happy right now!
Yesterday my best friends mum rang me and told me some absolutely fantastic news, when I picked up the phone and heard her crying and sniffling.
I immediately thought the worst. I was like " Oh god, What's happened?"
She says to me "Sarah my Cancer" by this time I'm sweating buckets. Then she says the words that sends my world into orbit.
I'VE BEAT MY CANCER!
I start crying, screaming and jumping up and down.
"Oh my god! Jackie I'm so happy for you," "We totally need to celebrate. Let's go out and get shitfaced!"
My friend Jackie who I love to the moon and back, has been through two years of hell.
It's about damn time she got some
Dickheads!
Seriously why are there so many Dickheads in the world? (well there's a load that live in my area anyway) Sigh! There's some Twat outside that I can hear screaming and shouting, STFU Stupid idiot! Some of us have work in the morning! Get yourself a job and Rant over!
If you can't say something nice!
To quote The famous fictional Cartoon bunny Thumper.
"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all". Or better yet and
Enough said!
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Good on ya!!!!